What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Dr No

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What is your twin flame story?

Goldfinger

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Kquorans, can you please write a story?

A View to a Kill

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

If you could go back and rewrite the Legend of Korra, what would you change, and why?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-All the bad guys are black.

What is your most erotic sex story?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Moonraker

How are Hinduism and Sikhism related, considering they both originated in Punjab, India?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Live and Let Die

How do you write a letter to your uncle who sent you money for your birthday outfit?

-”Ah so!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Sometime ago, the Iranian Minister said that a US Navy aircraft carrier would be an easy target for 300 speed boats armed with Katyusha rocket launchers. Is this true?

From Russia With Love

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Can shaving hair by Veet in our vagina cause diseases?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”She is very sexyful!”